Saturday, February 11, 2012
Friday, February 10, 2012
Anybody looking to get scared? Try this 6 minute intro to 28 weeks later: http://vimeo.com/8597539 SUCH A SCARY FILM CLIP
I WAS SCAYARD
SO SKAARED
OMG SCKAREEEE
I WAS SCAYARD
SO SKAARED
OMG SCKAREEEE
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Best Zombie Video Games of All Time
8) Dead Rising
3rd person shooting zombie game. Can use a whole bunch of stuff to kill the zombies with. Basically whatever you can pick up. I hated it. Which is why it is 7. Sorry for you fans out there, but it took no strategy or thinking you just walk around and bludgeon the zombies. Not for me..
7) SAS: Zombie Assault
No trailer... Here's a link to play :D
http://ninjakiwi.com/Games/Action/Play/SAS-Zombie-Assault-2.html
Any of you spend time on addictinggames.com? Well you've probably played this one. It's basically a 4th person shooter (I think thats the word for it), which is sort of a copy of call of duty zombies. There are loads of weapons and you can put turrets down and stuff.
It's really fun and free. Well, if you want to get on the high scores list like I did you'll have to pay for guns like the flamethrower and extra armor. I found out it's not worth it when I died after dozing off from 4 hours of playing and didn't even make high score of the month. Some people seriously need something better to do with their time.
6) Oblivion: Skyrim
I KNOW, I KNOW. This isn't a zombie game. But, if you've played you know you always get stuck fighting those ancient nord zombies in the depths of some dungeon. I think this is some great hand to hand or magic or assassination or archer or however you decided to fight in this game zombie combat.
>Any of you guys in the inner circle? You'll know what I mean if legend says you're afraid of full moons.... ;)
5) Doom 3
You've probably never heard of it. Probably never will. Or.... You could google it and download the free demo. I can honestly say I've never played the full game. But the demo is absolutely terrifying. I had to turn the brightness up all the way to avoid peeing myself. Go download it. You'll see what I mean.
Heres a link to the demo download. Enjoy!
Its for mac... PCers go find the PC version of the demo yourself I'm too lazy to link that too...
http://www.gamefront.com/files/doom3macdemodmg/;4166859;/fileinfo.html
4) Arcade Zombie Games
Yeah you know, the ones with the plastic guns that you vigorously shoot at the screen until your trigger fingers have blisters. Some are better than others, but something about being in an arcade, and having a gun shaped object to shoot with bring arcade zombie shooters up to #3.
>Anybody played the arcade zombie shooter called Area 51???
3) Halo: Reach
Any Halo <3ers? Gotta <3 that song. AMIRIT?!?!??!??!!!!! :D :D
SUPER fun.
2) Left for Dead 2
Watch the trailer, preeeetttty badass.
This game doesn't call for much accuracy. If your looking to run and gun your ass off. The scariest part of this game is you are never safe. Ever. There is really nowhere to hide. Every time you find an awesome place to hold out, a new breed of zombie you've never seen before gets through your defenses and takes you out.
This game relies heavily on teamwork so if you're gonna play, I suggest doing it with people you trust (friendly fire can be pretty common.....).
>For those of you that have played... Who's your favorite character (Coach, Ellis, Nick, or Rochelle?) I like Nick the most. He rocks a white suit which somehow never gets bloody.
1) Call of Duty: World At War
These are individual trailers for each map in the game combined into one movie. Its pretty inspiring if you ask me.....
The original "Nazi Zombies," this game is the apex of zombie killing. The most recent map: "Der Reise," can be the staging ground for hours of zombie encounters that only get more challenging as you get better and better. My friend from home (Sam Shapiro) and I have mastered it to a somewhat disgusting degree.
I know everything there is to know about this map. I know the cost and location of every weapon, the best routes for kiting, and the places where you can make a glorious last stand. My record is level 34 on solo, 32 with my friend Sam.
COD Black Ops has a zombies mode too, but WaW will always be my #1.
>If anybody wants to play with me, name the time and place and I will give you an orgasm of zombie slaying.
Games Not Included: Mars Rising- Never played, but i've been dying to get my hands on a copy...
>What do you guys think? Any games you've played that I don't know about?
8) Dead Rising
3rd person shooting zombie game. Can use a whole bunch of stuff to kill the zombies with. Basically whatever you can pick up. I hated it. Which is why it is 7. Sorry for you fans out there, but it took no strategy or thinking you just walk around and bludgeon the zombies. Not for me..
7) SAS: Zombie Assault
No trailer... Here's a link to play :D
http://ninjakiwi.com/Games/Action/Play/SAS-Zombie-Assault-2.html
Any of you spend time on addictinggames.com? Well you've probably played this one. It's basically a 4th person shooter (I think thats the word for it), which is sort of a copy of call of duty zombies. There are loads of weapons and you can put turrets down and stuff.
It's really fun and free. Well, if you want to get on the high scores list like I did you'll have to pay for guns like the flamethrower and extra armor. I found out it's not worth it when I died after dozing off from 4 hours of playing and didn't even make high score of the month. Some people seriously need something better to do with their time.
6) Oblivion: Skyrim
I KNOW, I KNOW. This isn't a zombie game. But, if you've played you know you always get stuck fighting those ancient nord zombies in the depths of some dungeon. I think this is some great hand to hand or magic or assassination or archer or however you decided to fight in this game zombie combat.
>Any of you guys in the inner circle? You'll know what I mean if legend says you're afraid of full moons.... ;)
5) Doom 3
You've probably never heard of it. Probably never will. Or.... You could google it and download the free demo. I can honestly say I've never played the full game. But the demo is absolutely terrifying. I had to turn the brightness up all the way to avoid peeing myself. Go download it. You'll see what I mean.
Heres a link to the demo download. Enjoy!
Its for mac... PCers go find the PC version of the demo yourself I'm too lazy to link that too...
http://www.gamefront.com/files/doom3macdemodmg/;4166859;/fileinfo.html
4) Arcade Zombie Games
Yeah you know, the ones with the plastic guns that you vigorously shoot at the screen until your trigger fingers have blisters. Some are better than others, but something about being in an arcade, and having a gun shaped object to shoot with bring arcade zombie shooters up to #3.
>Anybody played the arcade zombie shooter called Area 51???
3) Halo: Reach
Yeah you know where it's at: Multiplayer Living Dead mode. Probably the best addition to halo ever. 2-3 players start out with energy swords and have super speed but very low shields. The rest have shotguns and pistols and try to fend off the "zombies."
If you get killed by somebody with an energy sword, you become a zombie when you respond. If all the rest of the humans die and your the only one left, a caption says "last man standing" on your screen, and you get a big scary target on your head which reminds you a horde of zombies are coming to rape you with their energy claws of destruction.
SUPER fun.
2) Left for Dead 2
This game doesn't call for much accuracy. If your looking to run and gun your ass off. The scariest part of this game is you are never safe. Ever. There is really nowhere to hide. Every time you find an awesome place to hold out, a new breed of zombie you've never seen before gets through your defenses and takes you out.
This game relies heavily on teamwork so if you're gonna play, I suggest doing it with people you trust (friendly fire can be pretty common.....).
>For those of you that have played... Who's your favorite character (Coach, Ellis, Nick, or Rochelle?) I like Nick the most. He rocks a white suit which somehow never gets bloody.
1) Call of Duty: World At War
The original "Nazi Zombies," this game is the apex of zombie killing. The most recent map: "Der Reise," can be the staging ground for hours of zombie encounters that only get more challenging as you get better and better. My friend from home (Sam Shapiro) and I have mastered it to a somewhat disgusting degree.
I know everything there is to know about this map. I know the cost and location of every weapon, the best routes for kiting, and the places where you can make a glorious last stand. My record is level 34 on solo, 32 with my friend Sam.
COD Black Ops has a zombies mode too, but WaW will always be my #1.
>If anybody wants to play with me, name the time and place and I will give you an orgasm of zombie slaying.
Games Not Included: Mars Rising- Never played, but i've been dying to get my hands on a copy...
>What do you guys think? Any games you've played that I don't know about?
Thursday, February 2, 2012
11 Top Zombie Films THUS far:
11) Resident Evil Apocalypse (2004)
This is a great zombie film that focuses on a single corporation (Umbrella) which puts this virus into play in a sick obsession with their dangerous research.
Thankfully, Umbrellas own experiments and employees turn against them to try and keep the world afloat. There are two sequels and a prequel but it kinda went downhill after this...
Not only does this have zombies, but its got other monsters too.... Probably the main reason I put this as number eleven.... One of the least realistic for sure.
10) Shaun of the Dead
British people can make anything hysterical. The main character (Shaun) lives in an apartment with his best friend: who sits around dealing drugs and "holding him back" according to Shaun's girlfriend, whom Shaun continually messes things up with.
When zombies strike, they make pathetic attempts at trying to survive which some how get them through for a while. The whole time Shaun tries to mend his relationships with people close to him, which makes sense because a zombie apocalypse should bring people together.
9) Dawn of the Dead
This follows a woman who loses her family and bands together with basically a bunch of misfits at a local mall. For some reasons all the zombies know they are there. It really forces you into the different characters shoes and makes you wonder what you would do in their situation...
>For those who have seen it: Which character could you relate to the most? For me it was the asshole with the boat to be honest....
8) Dead Snow
In all honesty, this ALMOST comes across as a comedy because it is so far fetched. It's about a group of Germans on vacation who stumble upon treasure that Nazis stole from the jews. Turns out the Nazis come back to life and try to get their treasure back.
The zombies are computer animated but if you are looking for gore and absurdly ridiculous fight scenes, this is your kind of movie.
7) Land of the dead
This is about a man who tries to profit from an apocalypse by organizing a functioning society that is run off of groups of people who travel the country gathering supplies.
The leader of this Typhoon is corrupt in that his greed leads to unfairness and poverty in his community. Some of his employees get sick of his tyranny and decide to take matters into their own hands....
4) Zombieland
The trailer with Chris Farley tells all. This is a pretty funny, yet somehow serious zombie movie. If you like ghostbusters, carnivals, world of warcraft, and badass Texans.... Check this out.
For those of you who that tend to stay at home on weekends, this might make you confident that you could survive an apocalypse. As an added bonus, the girl in it is super cute.
3) I Am Legend
Probably the most seen of zombie movies, Will Smith delivers a heart pounding drama. It primarily focuses on how solidarity affects human beings, and with that comes motivation.
You feel yourself struggle alongside the main character which is my favorite part about it. I'm not a huge fan of the type of zombies in this movie, but it has its realistic, and has its scary moments.
Not gonna lie.......I cried during a movie for the first (and only) time watching this.
> I bet one of you can guess what scene it was.
2) Night of the living dead
In this day and age, it can seem almost comical... But get your shit together and see it because it is surprisingly scary and unpredictable. The plot twists at every turn so you are always on the edge of your seat!
1) 28 Days Later
Hands down #1. There are no words to describe the effect of this movie. It grapples with deep ethical dilemmas. Not only that, but it is the most suspenseful and realistic zombie movie of all time. You just have to see it...
>What do you guys think? Are they ranked correctly? Did I leave any out that you think should be on the list? Which ones do you want to see most? Who are your favorite characters?
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11) Resident Evil Apocalypse (2004)
Thankfully, Umbrellas own experiments and employees turn against them to try and keep the world afloat. There are two sequels and a prequel but it kinda went downhill after this...
Not only does this have zombies, but its got other monsters too.... Probably the main reason I put this as number eleven.... One of the least realistic for sure.
10) Shaun of the Dead
British people can make anything hysterical. The main character (Shaun) lives in an apartment with his best friend: who sits around dealing drugs and "holding him back" according to Shaun's girlfriend, whom Shaun continually messes things up with.
When zombies strike, they make pathetic attempts at trying to survive which some how get them through for a while. The whole time Shaun tries to mend his relationships with people close to him, which makes sense because a zombie apocalypse should bring people together.
9) Dawn of the Dead
>For those who have seen it: Which character could you relate to the most? For me it was the asshole with the boat to be honest....
8) Dead Snow
The zombies are computer animated but if you are looking for gore and absurdly ridiculous fight scenes, this is your kind of movie.
7) Land of the dead
The leader of this Typhoon is corrupt in that his greed leads to unfairness and poverty in his community. Some of his employees get sick of his tyranny and decide to take matters into their own hands....
6) 28 weeks later
I recommend seeing 28 days later first, it will make this more sentimental... But this one really hits home for me.
It makes you wonder what it would be like to really have this happen to you through the eyes of the two main characters return home and see their country in pieces. Also the military sniper (Jeremy Renner) is a total badass.
5) Quarantine
I watched this a few years ago with my girlfriend, and she cut the blood off from my upper body because she was so scared. This is the most unpredictably terrifying zombie movie I have seen yet. If you're looking for a thriller... This is the one.
4) Zombieland
For those of you who that tend to stay at home on weekends, this might make you confident that you could survive an apocalypse. As an added bonus, the girl in it is super cute.
3) I Am Legend
Probably the most seen of zombie movies, Will Smith delivers a heart pounding drama. It primarily focuses on how solidarity affects human beings, and with that comes motivation.
You feel yourself struggle alongside the main character which is my favorite part about it. I'm not a huge fan of the type of zombies in this movie, but it has its realistic, and has its scary moments.
Not gonna lie.......I cried during a movie for the first (and only) time watching this.
> I bet one of you can guess what scene it was.
2) Night of the living dead
1) 28 Days Later
Hands down #1. There are no words to describe the effect of this movie. It grapples with deep ethical dilemmas. Not only that, but it is the most suspenseful and realistic zombie movie of all time. You just have to see it...
>What do you guys think? Are they ranked correctly? Did I leave any out that you think should be on the list? Which ones do you want to see most? Who are your favorite characters?
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